Did You Say SHOES???

They say you can tell
where a woman has been
or where she is going
by the shoes she is wearing...

Now my question is...
If I wear these shoes
what does it say about me??

LOL..It has to say that
I live in the South with the Hurricanes!!!

& just so you know I am buying me a pair
that way if I float butt up with my legs
kicking wildly in the air at least you
will be able to spot me from miles away from
the "Bright Orange" shoes!!!!