Southern Girls

I am a southern girl who can appreciate this to the fullest!!

Friends vs. Southern Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the
food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a
big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and
Mrs.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents
Mom and Dad


FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.


FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner
table and leave.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours
there, talking, laughing, and just being together.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about
you.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a
book with direct quotes from you.


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if
that's what the crowd is doing.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the
whole crowds' back-ends that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and
say, 'I'm home!'



FRIENDS: will visit you in jail


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the
night in jail with you



FRIENDS: will visit you in the
hospital when you're sick


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your
grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the
hospital and cook for you when you come home



FRIENDS: have you on speed dial


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number
memorized


FRIENDS: Are for a while.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.


FRIENDS: Might ignore this.


SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this
to all their Southern Friends


Which one are you?